Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Sleep Machine *NOT A REAL PRODUCT*

Ever need to go to sleep, but just can't?

Ever toss and turn at night even though you spent 2000 dollars on a memory foam mattress?

Scared to try sleeping aid for fear of being too knocked out to be awoken in an emergency? Or just scared you may fall victim to sleep driving?

Well your friend Jason is here for you. With my patent pending Sandman Sleep System.



The Sandman Sleep System is a bedding system that allows the user to set the amount of sleep and wake up on cue without fail. And it works simple. As seen above, the bed is situated under atomizers that are connected to tanks of Chloroform and Smelling Salts. The atomizers are triggered by an computer controlled valve.

The computer is able to be set for for a time to sleep and a time to wake. Also, to maintain safety the computer is networked with the Smoke Alarm, Carbon Monoxide Alarm, and Radon Alarm. If any of these alarms are activated the Sandman Sleep System will automatically wake the user up immediately. Also, networked is the security alarm, just that if a break-in happens the user will again be woken up immediately. The computer will have an 8-hour battery back-up system.

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